This is Belinda Blumenthal's webpage;

Welcome to Steeles Pots and Pans!!

Have you tried the new Oxy Brillo range.... why not? Just contact Bella or Giselle for your free brochure or visit our new online website!

Steeles Pots and Pans

I believe we still have some woks in stock, but they're all cast iron, the mild steel ones have gone... sorry! Also, would you mind not ordering next day delivery as Giselle gets a bit mad about this. I think it's because the pots 'n pans scratch her painted finger nails and Tony doesn't like her looking like a tramp. If you want to set up an account and need a visit, then I can send one of my RSM's in to see you. It won't be me as I'm doing International stuff in the first half of the year. If you'd prefer to have a one on one with me, get in touch with Jim and he'll put you in the diary for a few months time. Can you hold on that long?

LATEST!!
Well if you're dying to hear more of my adventures then the Xmas Special 2 podcast is now available. If you need a bit of more written material then you can now buy...

Belinda Blinked 2 in PAPERBACK.... yes, now there's a really little something for your Glee Team Birthday present! The best thing is Rocky can't afford an ad campaign, so no one really knows about it..... Like the cliff hanger at the end of series 3, it'll be a real gift surprise! Here's the links...



and the UK link is...

I hope you like the new cover, he went a bit up market. I mean that zip looks pretty mean and as denim is the new sexy thing for 2018 well... The Glee Team defo like it... Bella's gonna try and get a riding outfit made out of it;
I pity the horse.

Lots of other things are happening and the media types in conjunction with Rocky are working really hard to bring you even more new content. Their book with lots of new Rocky stuff called, My Dad Wrote a Porno, has been published in Europe and the USA... it's already a best seller... thanks to you guys!!
You can buy the book in the USA here.

and in Europe here.

These are the ebook links to Kindle for Belinda Blinked in case you want to follow me electronically...





The podcast, My Dad Wrote a Porno, has now completed its third season and boy did you fans love it. Sorry about the massive cliffhanger but I've got a lot of detective work to do to save the company... it could be anyone.... ME????
watch this space, Rocky's bound to let it slip.....

The Porno Team did some live shows in Australia last year, 2 sell out nights at the Sydney Opera House... woo hooo... never mind the Edinburgh Fringe, Montreal Comedy Festival, Dublin, Manchester, and London's Royal Festival Hall!

Now at last they've got a tour to the USA and there's a whole bunch of new live show dates in the UK and Europe, they call it Porno Live..... Check out those dates at My Dad Wrote A Porno
If you don't know they call it 'Rocky's Lost Chapter'... I personally think he's lost it all if you ask me...
But it's actually great fun and it's about when I get to take the RSM's away on a team building/bonding exercise for a few days to a very posh hotel in Cornwall. Great views and sea air never mind all that Cornish crab meat...... yum yum... oh yes, I also have an "expert" trainer who helps me out... so to speak...

Here's a review from the Dublin show.
Thanks Hugh, I owe you a pot or a pan... I'm in Dublin next week... we could do a meet? I think you've given fans a great preview of the live fun!

OK, why not join my sort of exclusive members only website... well I share it with Rocky, so it's not exclusive... he's certainly not exclusive... I might be... on a good day...

just subscribe to this free mailing list. Thanks Belinda xxx.

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Click here for My Dad Wrote A Porno and Belinda Blinked Merchandise

Want to see some gorgeous merchandise? T shirts, mugs, cards, phone cases, tote bags, pots 'n pans... sorry that's Gselles's baby;

Everything, yes everything, ships worldwide... don't tell Giselle!

Here's the link where you'll also find live show dates, podcast episodes... everything except me!

My Dad Wrote A Porno

Have you found Rocky's website yet? Have a look, he can be found at RockyFlintstone.com

The world is in love with me...

But I'm a realist and I know it's just a flash in the pan, a Steele's pan... here's a cheeky review of Belinda Blinked 1 in the Erotic Review Magazine; Hmmm, I can see your lips salivating in anticipation. Consider this a treat for getting so far down this page.... Here's the link.

It's so good you don't even have to read the book!



Now don't forget ordering thse pots and pans, I need the sales, here's your link... Steeles Pots and Pans Corporate Site.